justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

• mom where’s my towel
• mom what do we eat for dinner
• mom what’s time is it
• mom where’s my phone
• mom when do you come back
• mom whats day is it

stuff you ask your dad

• dad where is mom

(Source: thougtofyou, via urso2000andlate)

tupuc:

ok chubby baby faced bright eyed little bush of ringlets sweater wearing 16 year old harry was like yo

but tall tan skinny necklace wearing loose t-shirt big bushy hair pushed to the side 17 year old harry was like yooooooooooo

(via harrrytomlinson)

michaelpalin:

i dont understand the pleasure in sexting 

like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like

what would

?????

how do i respond??

‘i’m so happy for you’

(via gnarly)

modestdemidov:

(via landofzarry)

stylinist:

ah yes….after a night of studying i deserve to write some fanfiction about gay cats

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

i have more followers than my high school has students. i could make a text post saying nothing but “hot gay throbbing cocks” and reach a wider audience than my principal does when he gets on the P.A. system

i was really high when i made this post and im still not sure what i was trying to say but it was definitely not this

(via llamanoodles)

lourrrey:

do u ever laugh because louis has admitted to reading larry stylinson fanfics

(via gossip-candy)

modestlyhomo:

im such a jealous larry shipper i literally can not ship louis or harry with ANYONE else but each other even for bromances.. if i see narry or zouis etc etc on my dash it makes mE REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE LIKE WHY CAN’T LOUIS STRADDLE HARRY ON STAGE O YE AH THAT’S RIGHT BECAUSE THEY CAN’T 

jamesniall:

BUT NIALL TRIES TO CATCH HIM AND THEN HE JUST FALLS ON TOP OF HIM I CNAT BERATH E

(via harrysmilkywhitethighs)